I must apologize to you in advance for what I am about to do on Friday November 26.
You recommend having a substantial amount of moola in one's savings account (you sound like my mother). While I recognize the importance of that, I also recognize the importance of fulfilling one's own crazy and sick fascination with battling the crowds and cold to score the best deals possible on bath towels and slippers and TVs and dog beds and movies. Ahhh, but at the end of the day, the satisfaction and feeling of accomplishment you feel...indescribable!
So, in advance, I must apologize to you for my spending behavior on November 26. I promise to repent all year, I promise to act cordially to all the other shoppers out there even though they may not do the same...but I do not promise to not go at it again next year...teeheehee.
Sincerely,
One of Your (I guess, not so faithful) Listeners
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