The effects of 'dieting,' or rather, 'healthy lifestyle changes'

Before I knew I was getting laid off I bought myself some beautiful, spectacular bedroom furniture!

And a couch.

And a chair.

And a coffee table.

And an end table.

And another end table.

And a painting.

And another painting.

Shoot.

I think I have a problem.

It's called compulsive spending.

I must go now. I have a date with Suze Orman. It's more like a beating. She is going to beat my spending desire right out of me. I'll let you know how it goes...maybe you should try it sometime.

Oh, I forgot! My spending got cured when I got laid off!

Hmmm, but, I had to go and get another job...

I needed new clothes for my new job. So I bought a pair of jeans...

And another pair of jeans.

And another pair of jeans.

And a shirt.

And another shirt.

And a pair of shoes.

And another pair of shoes.

And, oh let's just keep this simple, I bought 2 more pair of shoes...and one more shirt...and luggage...and a purse....

Crap, I think I need to keep that date with Suze Orman.

I'm gonna have bruises...the emotional kind...sigh...Calgon, take me away!

*Certain spendings may have been exaggerated for entertainment purposes.

**Guilty bloggers may write side-notes that are lies to ease their conscience.