I believe...

1. I believe that people should not make snide, rude or judgemental comments to people regarding their pets. Humph!

2. I believe that, "celebrate does not mean food," but, food can be such a good way to celebrate! Darn it!

3. I believe that people who judge other people for their love of animals are self-centered and empty on the inside.

4. I believe that my next few posts after this will be funny and light-hearted. Are you relieved?

5. I believe that there is a right way and a wrong way to read a candy thermometer and leave it to Missy to read it the wrong way! When you heat fudge to 250 degrees instead of 236 degrees does it still turn out OK? I don't know!

6. I believe that there are many, many different types of "smart." There is people smart, book smart, car smart, technology smart, numbers smart, comedy smart, putting-things-together smart, fixing things smart, kitchen smart, art smart, kids smart, organized smart, logical smart, abstract thinking smart...should I continue?

7. I believe that the best way to start off your Monday is NOT to have your dog urinate and defecate on the carpet in your new house because she, the dog, is too wimpy/high-maintenance, maybe to walk on wet grass/mud and use the bathroom outside!

8. I believe that a life w/out Missyisms is a life not worth living. Ha ha, no, not really. I'm just kidding.

9. I believe that life is a banquet and most poor suckers starve to death! (Who said that?)

10. I believe that you better stand tall when they call you out, don't bend, don't break, baby don't back down! (Who sang that?)

I believe we will survive!

I believe the best is yet to come!

I believe that I have lost some blog readers after this!

I believe...OK, that's enough for now.

:)