I SURVIVED COOKING!

First I was afraid
I was petrified
I thought I could never cook
and so I didn't even try
But I spent so many nights
eatin' everything that was wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
In the kitchen!
Fryin' chicken!
I used a wok, and everything came naturally
I had that glad look upon my face
had I known for just one second
That I could cook so easily!

Go on now fire extinguishers
walk outside the door
Just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
Missy had some trouble in the past
and she had to think real fast
she almost burnt her house but no, not this time
Oh no, Not I
I will survive
As long as I know how to pan fry chicken
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to cook
I've got all my food to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to call for pizza
kept trying hard to cook
the stuff that was in my kitchen
and I spent oh so many nights
just eatin other people's food
I ate out but
Now I hold my wok up high
and you see me
eatin' chicken
I'm not that restaurant crazed person
still scared to cook alone
and no 9-1-1 wasn't called
Dave was there to help me
now I'm savin all my worryin
and given up on kitchn catastropheeees!