Just so you know who I'm talking about, here's a pic of Peyton Manning, football's greatest hero!
And, here's one more, in his heroic form! (Oh, I'm having fun w/this, LMAO!)
I must apologize.
I am a bad, bad fan and I was not true to myself, or to the Colts and my Peyton Manning, last night. You see, I am an eternal optimist. I am. Usually if it is the 4th quarter of a game with only 2 minutes left and the score is 35-0 I still hold out hope that the under-dog can win. But, last night, I got a little pessimistic and gave up on Peyton Manning and the Colts! I should be ashamed of myself...very, very ashamed.
I blame it all on the New England QB, though. It's all his fault. He has that negative, icky effect on people, driving them to do crazy things like poisoning "Jungle Juice" so your sister-in-law gets violently ill, or wasting your precious Benjamin's on 100% cotton crap in the form of a Patriots shirt! HUMPH! See, he'll make ya go crazy, straight crazy!
It was a tough game. It was a battle. There were ups and downs, highs and low. One time, I yelled at the Patriots with so much force...and passion...that I created a ball of phlegm in my throat! Gross, huh?!
Anyway, it's the 4th quarter. The score is New England 31, Indianapolis 21. There are 5 min and 34 sec left in the game when I prolifically announce, "Well, the game's pretty much over isn't it? They're not gonna be able to do it!"
I WILL CLEAN MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP FOR UTTERING SUCH PROFANITIES, I SWEAR IT!
Never again will I give up on my eternal optimism! Feeling disappointment is much better than giving up and being negative. Peyton Manning and Colts magic happened! Folks, it was beautiful! What to my wondering eyes should appear in the last 2-3 minutes of the game? A Colts touchdown...and then another! WHOO-HOO! Off to victory they went!
So, now, all is right with the world. Good verses evil and good prevailed. My kinda game!
Luckily, my husband hates the Patriots, too. Which is so surprising because when it comes to football, we're total opposites! I love Brett Favre, he doesn't like him. If I'm rooting for one team, he's usually always rooting for their opponent. It can get ugly, folks! So, when we were leaving our friend's house and walking to our car, he surprised me by proclaiming, "Man, I'm so glad they lost, I hate that team!" I sighed a sigh of utter contentment and happiness!
So, last night I learned to stay true to my nature and keep being an eternal optimist and I also learned that apparently at the age of 28 my stomach cannot handle Capt. Morgan's rum, Wendy's hamburger and French fries and the excitement of a Peyton Manning football game!
Good times, I tell ya, good times...
Oh, and, by the way, my Dolphins won this weekend, too! ;)
It's like his head is huge, but his face and ears got shrunk in the dryer.
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I am sure he's thankful to have fans that give up on him in the home stretch... shame shame.
It was a good game... and I could hear you complaining 30 miles away!!lol
Jo Baer
Ps. the jungle juice wasnt' poisoned... I just added a drop of "Tom Brady" juice to it. Guess it didn't work in your system!
His head is huge cause he has muscles and strength! He looks a lot better than small, wimpy, beady eyed LOSER Brady!
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