Something earth shaking and ground breaking is occurring today, Sunday 11/15 at 5:30 PM West Coast time...
MY Peyton Manning (QB) and his Indianapolis Colts are taking-on none other than the New England Patriots. I won't even dignify that team's QB by telling you his name. If you don't know his name, there's no point in learning it now and if you do know his name, you're better off forgetting it! Humph!
I DISDAIN, LOATHE, the New England Patriots' QB. He brings out a rage in me that I didn't even know existed. And, I'm not the only one! My Grandma hates him, too! She's a wise, wise, woman, validating my sentiments.
So, the plan...since this game is the biggest game of the season...it's even bigger than the Super Bowl (at least right now it is) some of my friends and I are getting together at one of my friend's house. Promptly before the game begins I plan on taking a shot of Capt. Morgan's Rum; 1) to calm me down [hopefully, that will quell some of the anger towards the football team that is New England and 2) in honor (sarcasm) of the NFL being upset by the Philadelphia Eagles player for celebrating a touchdown by posing in the Capt. Morgan's stance.
Phew, long winded.
So, please, Please, PUHLEEZE, send us, Mr. Peyton Manning, the Colts and myself positive energy.
Sigh. Hopefully, I'll be able to report with good news that the Colts won and that I didn't have a heart attack (the NE QB tends to raise my BP [blood pressure])!
GO COLTS! HAVE A SHOT FOR ME!
ReplyDeleteI hope you don't throw up before the game begins. (Again...)
ReplyDeleteAnd, if TOM BRADY doesn't do something for ya... you must be dead from the equator down.
And, I am sure the government has already fixed the game so TOM BRADY wins!
Grandma, I love you... but you must not be swayed by Missy. She will lead you down the wrong path... and I dare not remind you how the THREE of you broke the law in Reno. Besides, Don't you think TOM BRADY reminds you a little of ol' blue eyes??
LMAO>>> that ought to stir those gals up! Oooohhh I am so in for it now... I'm gonna be sitting outside with sprocket to eat turkey dinner! LOL... but it sure is funny!!
GO PATRIOTS!!!!
Jo Baer
(better go get my patriots shirt on... Missy said it looked good on me that day, remember when they WON the superbowl Mis??)
OH FOR SHAME, JOANN! You committed the ULTIMATE sin by comparing Ol' Blue Eyes to the scum-sucker from New England!
ReplyDeleteYou Dork! They lost the Superbowl the year you wore that stinky Patriots shirt!