1. I learned that if I head-bang to music and dance all night, moving the next day will be difficult, very, very difficult, and painful, very, very painful!
2. I learned how to put all of the vacuum attachments together so that I could vacuum the couch! HA!
3. I learned that the, “easy,” setting, on my new digital camera that has abilities far superior to my own, is my new best friend!
4. I learned that I could easily trade eating desserts with spending money and buying treasures! No, not really, I take that back.
5. I learned that I can clean with out getting grumpy. I learned this once I vacuumed the tile in the kitchen, to pick up the pet hair that the broom and dust pan would not get. The more hair I swept up, the more hair that appeared! It was unnerving me, taking me down a road I rather not go…a road that would lead to a major temper-tantrum! I thought the world was playing a cruel trick on me, throwing hair on the tile as soon as I turned my back…I just kept sweeping and sweeping and the hair just kept coming and coming! I cursed the blasted tile! I spit on it, “Hack-puh!” Then, I ran the vacuum over the tile and all the hair disappeared with out a trace! I was a happy, happy soul again!
6. I learned that Dave and I need to get off our arse, hang pictures in our house and put out our treasures, AKA decorate, because showing people around a bare house and then having to explain that we’ve lived there for 7 months…and still nothing is decorated and there are piles of boxes in my office and in the guest room and in the garage…is a tad embarrassing!
7. I learned that having our friend’s Corvette in our garage is a nice distraction from all of the boxes in the garage!
8. I learned how to step into the modern day and use modern day hair ties and clips in my hair instead of scrunchies from1980s! (Probably my biggest feat this weekend!)
9. I learned that this January, when I was home sick and Dave was out of work, was one of the best months of my life, even in the midst of trying to control my asthma and Dave not working, and that I’ll probably never have a month like that again.
10. And, because I can’t top #9, there will be no #10 even though this sentence appears after #10 it’s not really #10…OK? Just had to throw that in there.
Well....i just read this and saw you had no comments so here you go. i dont know what to say except I LOVE SCRUNCHIES!!! they are a little out of style but they dont get stuck in your hair if you go swimming and they dont break if im not smart enough to stop wrapping them round my hair.
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